Breaking News, Broken News, and Perfectly Fine News
Updated: Sep 5, 2021
I am the one hiding on your plate, You’ll all run and scream when I sublimate.
I am the one that is good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you DART! (to a nearby restroom.)
Got a problem? Think we aren’t a REAL news site like the “National Enquirer,” which STOLE our name? Think we’re just some satire/comedy writers from Charlotte, NC making some JOKE of a site like a lesser-known The Onion, Clickhole, or AboveAverage? Think we don’t FACT CHECK?? Well, you thought wrong.
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