"Forklift" (Fortnight Parody) - Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone ~ CTC
Forklift: the unofficial parody for “Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)” by Taylor Swift, from ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.’ Parody by Waffle Chick (Melanie Lech).
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Lyrics:
I’m not supposed to sneak in the bay
But they forgot to lock the entry
They won’t certify my driving it
Just cause I wouldn’t get Lasik
And I’m asthmatic (and have one arm)
I saw the loading weight
5, but I’ll do 8
It barely wobbled
I eased out of the lane
And set that baby to full throttle
Cause on the forklift
Air’s a blur, no pressure
Wind flying through my hair
And rogue air compressors
Slam into the soft drink shelves
Back up, I busted
800 cans of Celsius
There’s so much fizz
You sent a warning truck
But I scooped it up
And sorted it with battery-powered alarm clocks
I catapulted pallets up
Like Roman oiling fire and rocks
And I YouTubed how to use the gearshift
(You YouTubed how to use the gearshift)
I crushed you unloading a forklift
(You crushed me- wait, what?)
I crushed you (AHHHH!!)
And on the forklift
Air’s a blur, untethered
Ram into the plumbing
Pipes rupture, and shower
Water on the hall floor
Now I’m slip and sliding
Shish kabobs are imminent
With all these packages on the
Prongs of the forklift
Gaining speed, I surmise
Ram into the bathroom
Apologize, cover my eyes
Say, “I didn’t see anything”
I’m lying
Somebody was peeing
It was Matty Healy
And I shoved you using the hydraulics
(You shoved me using the hydraulics)
I crashed through the wall on a forklift
(You crashed through)
I crashed through
And I drugged you with Ambien tablets
(You drugged me with- (snore))
That’s what you get for crossing Taylor Swift
(I drugged you)
No, I drugged you
Callin OSHA, regulation’s gone
There’s a lunatic mowing my front lawn
Down in Florida, it’s par for the course
But hedges are torn while the grass stays long
Callin OSHA, cause now I want one
I can never reach green beans in the store
Put a helmet on, her hair’s way too long
One more abrupt stop and she’ll crush crush crush you
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The meTiculous Parody Department
Parody by Waffle Chick (Melanie Lech)
Vintage video overlay (motion background) by @aavfx
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