Forklift: the unofficial parody for “Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)” by Taylor Swift, from ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.’ Parody by Waffle Chick (Melanie Lech). 🚧 More of my parodies (playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx2K89-R0zx9TAe-fLkVpZ5i_gVbwNpTA 🚧 Check out more of my comedy: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@wafflechick_ (you are here) Instagram: https://instagram.com/wafflechick_ Mean Bean (sketches, films, satire articles, comic strip): https://flowcode.com/page/meanbean Mean Bean YouTube: https://youtube.com/@MeanBeanComedy — — — — — 🚧 Listen to my real music (Melanie Penelope): YouTube: https://youtube.com/@melaniepenelope_ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5Z5M6OBUfWNmxLUxprEdpy Instagram: https://instagram.com/melaniepenelope__ Facebook: https://facebook.com/melaniepenelopemusic TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@melaniepenelope_ Website: http://melaniepenelope.com All music links: https://flowcode.com/page/melaniepenelope — — — — — 🚧 All of my links (acting, music, comedy, multimedia portfolio, etc) in one place: https://flowcode.com/page/melanielech ^ if you only have the energy to click one link in this description, this is the holy grail — — — — — Lyrics: I’m not supposed to sneak in the bay But they forgot to lock the entry They won’t certify my driving it Just cause I wouldn’t get Lasik And I’m asthmatic (and have one arm) I saw the loading weight 5, but I’ll do 8 It barely wobbled I eased out of the lane And set that baby to full throttle Cause on the forklift Air’s a blur, no pressure Wind flying through my hair And rogue air compressors Slam into the soft drink shelves Back up, I busted 800 cans of Celsius There’s so much fizz You sent a warning truck But I scooped it up And sorted it with battery-powered alarm clocks I catapulted pallets up Like Roman oiling fire and rocks And I YouTubed how to use the gearshift (You YouTubed how to use the gearshift) I crushed you unloading a forklift (You crushed me- wait, what?) I crushed you (AHHHH!!) And on the forklift Air’s a blur, untethered Ram into the plumbing Pipes rupture, and shower Water on the hall floor Now I’m slip and sliding Shish kabobs are imminent With all these packages on the Prongs of the forklift Gaining speed, I surmise Ram into the bathroom Apologize, cover my eyes Say, “I didn’t see anything” I’m lying Somebody was peeing It was Matty Healy And I shoved you using the hydraulics (You shoved me using the hydraulics) I crashed through the wall on a forklift (You crashed through) I crashed through And I drugged you with Ambien tablets (You drugged me with- (snore)) That’s what you get for crossing Taylor Swift (I drugged you) No, I drugged you Callin OSHA, regulation’s gone There’s a lunatic mowing my front lawn Down in Florida, it’s par for the course But hedges are torn while the grass stays long Callin OSHA, cause now I want one I can never reach green beans in the store Put a helmet on, her hair’s way too long One more abrupt stop and she’ll crush crush crush you — — — — — The meTiculous Parody Department Parody by Waffle Chick (Melanie Lech) Vintage video overlay (motion background) by @aavfx — — — — — forklift,Fortnight parody,fornite parody,fortnite taylor swift music video,fortnight taylor swift post malone,forklift certified memes,forklift memes,Taylor swift parody,taylor swift memes,the tortured poets department,how to use a forklift,waffle chick comedy,melanie lech,weird al,weird al taylor swift parody,fortnight post malone,taylor swift and post malone,fornite taylor swift,fortnite lyric video,forklift parody song,blue collar comedy,blue collar memes,forklift compilation,forklift certification,comedy videos,funny music videos,ttpd,parody song,osha forklift meme,forklift certified meme,forklift operator meme, forklift certified meme explained,forklift meme gta #forafortnightchallenge #fortnight #parody #taylorswift #weirdal #postmalone desk

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